OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU
"hey do you have any cool plans for the break?"
i have never identified so hard with song lyrics
never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.
Just in case…
Sadly I don’t have a beard to freeze myself to the ice with.
This is why you don’t shave your pubic hair
john green have had enough of your shit
I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T
so much swag in 3 people
your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog
I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH
I heard you were talkin’ shit
there should be an award for the people who
- finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
- finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
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