my blog is actually a horrific mess of different fandoms and things that don’t really relate to each other but i thought they were funny
Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit
Dang these new outfits *^*
i feel u
or like i want to
I explain supernatural seasons
Season 1: Actually Scary
Season 2: A lot of Soul Selling
Season 3: Sam is sad and so am I
Season 4: Oh THERE’S Cas
Season 5: A good “Ending”
Season 6: Castiel gets mad and then I do
Season 7: Filler and Mitt Romney
Season 8: Please stop torturing Sam Winchester please just stop
Season 9: Sam is being a lil’ bitch
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
where do aliens hang out
this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
MAY THE ODDS NEVER BE IN YOUR FAVOR!